Shame on you!
What are you doing checking your computer today?
Better you should spend the time with friends and family, basking in their love and companionship.
And me? I’m busy packing my sleigh with brooms and mops dust rags, soaps and scouring powder. Ruby, Rudolph’s red-nosed sister, is already stamping her hooves in anticipation of tonight’s journey. As it’s a long one and I get hungry, a snack would be most appreciated—perhaps some trail mix . . . some apples . . .